This is the start of a new series here on the blog, dubbed The Big Questions.
Our kids, like all kids, can ask some really crazy shit. Sometimes it’s entertaining, other times it’s annoying, and then there are those occasions when we think, Huh, I’m an adult and have never considered that.
This month’s big questions:
Why is Santa always a boy?
Why doesn’t Hank (our dog) have loud farts?
Wait, people in America can walk around with guns?
Why are hot dogs called hot dogs if they aren’t made from dogs?
How did people get here, I don’t mean from your own mom, I mean how are we here? Like on Earth?
What is the difference between here and there? – Leigh attempted to answer this one, until Malone revealed it is a riddle (the answer is T).
Why is a Charley horse called a Charley horse?
We were asked some questions about offensive slang terms this month as well, those always suck to explain, but we would rather have them ask, no one wants to hear a child using the term cock and balls.